Friends discount!

guest8013457: you have a web cam
Tiffany: Yeah, I have all kinds of webcams.
Tiffany: 8mm cameras.
Tiffany: Editing software.
Tiffany: What do I have to do to make a sale today?
guest8013457: wat you mean
guest8013457: wat you do like work or wat
Tiffany: Why don't you tell me what you're looking for?
guest8013457: a girl
guest8013457: are you there
Tiffany: Yes I am
guest8013457: you have pics
Tiffany: Sure.
Tiffany: What kind are you looking for?
guest8013457: any thing
Tiffany: And if you like what you see, I can get you a great deal on some ink and supplies.
guest8013457: wat you got
Tiffany: I'll can probably get you a 20% discount.
Tiffany: …I like you. Just don't tell my manager! ;)
guest8013457: ok
guest8013457: just show me ur pic pls
Tiffany: So, laser printers then?
Tiffany: Dot matrix?
guest8013457: LET ME SEE
Tiffany: Epson has some great models this year.
Tiffany: Okay, okay.
Tiffany: http://www.pcmag.com/products/qn=Ink+Jet+Printers+Epson00.asp
Tiffany: Now, aren’t those some great pictures? Look at that quality.
Tiffany: You just tell me if you like what you see, and we'll strike up a deal.
Tiffany: You're not going to find discounts like this anywhere else.
guest8013457: SHOW MEEEEEEEEE UR DAM PIC
Tiffany: What?
guest8013457: THAT NOT WAT AM LOOKING FOR SORRY
Tiffany: Oh. Sorry.
Tiffany: What was it you were interested in?
guest8013457: FRIENDS
Tiffany: Yes! We have that on Blu-ray, VHS and audio cassettes. What season were you looking for?
Tiffany: Wasn’t it just the greatest when Ross and Rachel got back together?
guest8013457: I GOT ALL A THAT ALREADY
Tiffany: THEN WHAT ARE YOU ASKING ME FOR
Tiffany: THERE IS NO PLEASING YOU PEOPLE
Tiffany: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
Tiffany: I QUIT
Tiffany: YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT THE DISCOUNT AND I LIED WHEN I SAID YOU LOOKED LIKE JENNIFER ANISTON
guest8013457: you didnt say that
Tiffany: YEAH BECAUSE YOU DON’T
Tiffany: GOODBYE