Dennis, the geode salesman

This guy spent 10 minutes asking insistently for my picture. As a final effort, he sent me his own Myspace page which advertised that he sells geodes on Ebay.

sugarnspice: I see that you are into geodes
guest24571: yea they're all over where i'm from
sugarnspice: that's cool
sugarnspice: so you know a lot about rocks and stuff?
guest24571: yeah… my dad got me into it.... my parents are know all over the world amongst rock and mineral collectors
sugarnspice: that’s cool. so you are like famous
guest24571: not hollywood famous, but in the gem and mineral industry, yea....
guest24571: I make a living selling minerals on ebay.... and do damn good too lol
guest24571: so you wanna talk on cam sexy?
guest24571: whats your name…. im dennis
sugarnspice: hey can i ask you a question then
sugarnspice: if u know sum stuff about rocks n stuff
guest24571: yea go ahead
sugarnspice: do u know what a sunela stone is?
guest24571: no i don't
sugarnspice: well like 2 mo. ago I bought some junk in an antiqe shop and the guy gave me this rock along with it for free
sugarnspice: b/c he just wanted to get rid of it… iwas like whatev lol
sugarnspice: he said thats what it was called n I cant find anything about it online
guest24571: is it yellow?
sugarnspice: no its like blue gray ish
sugarnspice: well then let me ask u this..
sugarnspice: n im dead serious ok
guest24571: aright i'm listenin
sugarnspice: have you ever heard of like a spirit in a stone
guest24571: it's probably like an indian legend or something
guest24571: are you sure it's spelled sunela
sugarnspice: no he didnt write it down but thats what it sounded like
sugarnspice: he said it was supposed to be like the spirit of some polanesian warrier in it
guest24571: do u have a pic of it?
sugarnspice: no
sugarnspice: its just a shiny round rock
guest24571: do you know where it's from?
sugarnspice: nope the guy didnt say
guest24571: is the color solid or can u see thru it somewhat?
sugarnspice: is there any reason a rock ever makes a noise?
sugarnspice: like gases ecsaping or something??
guest24571: only if you throw it against another surface or something.. other than that, no
sugarnspice: well ok
sugarnspice: bc sometimes when the room is rly quiet
sugarnspice: it makes this noise
guest24571: lol really?
sugarnspice: i swear
sugarnspice: this tiny quiet noise
sugarnspice: i thought it was my imaganation… but if I put my ear up real close its def. the rock
guest24571: maybe it is....
guest24571: can you describe the noise?
sugarnspice: its like this tiny little chirp
guest24571: hmmmm odd
guest24571: how often does it do it
sugarnspice: like every few min maybe.. but only sometimes
sugarnspice: its freaking me out
guest24571: maybe its indian spirits that are disturbed and they're gonna get ya
sugarnspice: !!!!!
sugarnspice: srsly though what shoud i do its creepy
sugarnspice: n i had this dream about it
sugarnspice: where i picked it up n accidently dropped it n it broke open
sugarnspice: n there was like an earthquake sort of?
sugarnspice: so now i dont even want to touch it
guest24571: lol
sugarnspice: :(
guest24571: so anyways, what do you do for fun girl?
sugarnspice: no im so serious
sugarnspice: have you ever heard of that happening
guest24571: no i haven't
sugarnspice: are you 100% positive it cant happen
sugarnspice: have your parents ever mentioned it
guest24571: no they haven't.......
sugarnspice: i know it sounds dumb
sugarnspice: but rocks arent supposed ot make noises n idont know what to think n its scaring me
guest24571: but it's not natural for rocks to make noises lol
sugarnspice: I KNOW thats y Im freaking out!!!
guest24571: ok calm down.. try googling sunela stone.. or wikipedia it
sugarnspice: i did, there isnt anything
sugarnspice: your supposed to be the rock expert, dennis!
sugarnspice: im turning to you for help!!!
guest24571: I don’t know what to tell you
sugarnspice: its making the noise right now
sugarnspice: what should i do??!
guest24571: throw it away
sugarnspice: but id ont want to touch it!!
sugarnspice: do u want it??
sugarnspice: you could come here n take it if u want it for your collection.. u only live like 2 hours away
sugarnspice: u can have it for free
sugarnspice: u take it home n figure out what it is… maybe sell it for a lot
guest24571: I doubt it
sugarnspice: u are just making excuses
sugarnspice: ur afraid of it too
guest24571: im not afraid of a rock
sugarnspice: u oviously are… ok look you don’t even have to take it if your scared of it
sugarnspice: just tell me how to get rid of it
sugarnspice: what if it like burns my fingers off??
guest24571: why would it burn your fingers off?
sugarnspice: bc when I get close to touching it it seems like its really hot
guest24571: pick it up with tongs or an oven mit
sugarnspice: i don’t have that…
sugarnspice: i ll just try to pick it up
guest24571: no don’t… it could be dangerous… dont touch it with yourbare hand
sugarnspice: why? do u know what this is after all??
guest24571: no.. but if it seems dangerous you souldnt touch it
guest24571: can you move it with another object… like roll it into a box or something
sugarnspice: noo but what if I drop it!!??
sugarnspice: I have to jut pick it up with my hand… if I try to use sumthing else Im afraid ill drop it
guest24571: DO NOT touch it with your bare hand
guest24571: are you there?

guest24571: hello?

guest24571: are you ok?

sugarnspice: OMG it made the noise rightr when I went to touch it…
sugarnspice: im freaking outttttttttttttt what should I do ??
sugarnspice: do you think i should call the police?
guest24571: that might work
sugarnspice: im going to give them ur name if they want a witness or anything ok
guest24571: nooo don't.. i don't like the police lol
sugarnspice: why not
sugarnspice: are you selling stolen geodes
sugarnspice: stolen from mother earth
guest24571: no
sugarnspice: well wut do i say if they want a witnes??
sugarnspice: if they ask if i was talking to u im not going to lie
guest24571: well i wasn't a witness to the event
guest24571: don’t call the police
sugarnspice: this noise is def. a lil louder than it was a couple days ago
guest24571: are you sure?
sugarnspice: yes
sugarnspice: y would it be getting louder??
guest24571: no idea… but its getting me curious
guest24571: can you send me a picture of this rock?
guest24571: what town do you live in again?
sugarnspice: brb
guest24571: I could drive up next weekend

sugarnspice: hey is ur last name wilson?
guest24571: yes why
sugarnspice: can i have a # where they can reach you please
guest24571: who?
sugarnspice: the police… idk why

sugarnspice: hello?

sugarnspice: dennis?

sugarnspice: u there

sugarnspice: dennis?
sugarnspice: what have you done?