Stringbean

[brandon82] hi hon describe urself to me
[angeleyes] Why don't you go first? How tall are you?
[brandon82] ok
[brandon82] i am 5 9 160 lbs very muscular weighlifter
[angeleyes] Ah, you're just a puny little thing.
[brandon82] its your turn
[angeleyes] I'm 6' 1", about 195 lbs, weightlifter also. Super ripped.
[angeleyes] How much can you bench, stringbean?
[brandon82] what
[angeleyes] I bet I could take you in a fight.
[angeleyes] You want to meet someplace, or what?
[brandon82] the hell?
[angeleyes] Don't get upset.
[angeleyes] We could have a great life together.
[angeleyes] I could open all your pickle jars, make you all the protein shakes you want. And when you get tired, I could carry you around like a child.
[brandon82] bye
[angeleyes] Aw, come on. I'm just kidding.
[angeleyes] Don't go.
[angeleyes] I'll leave some jars for you to open. I know it's important for your masculinity.
[brandon82 has signed out]