terrible news

[16:57] guest6766388: hey
[16:57] guest6766388: whats up
[16:58] lollipopgurl: Hi
[16:58] guest6766388: im 14 and im a girl
[16:58] guest6766388: big boobs to
[16:58] guest6766388: they are 36b
[16:59] lollipopgurl: I'm so happy for you.
[17:00] guest6766388: why
[17:00] guest6766388: you likey
[17:01] guest6766388: i like you
[17:02] lollipopgurl: But you don't know anything about me.
[17:02] guest6766388: still you are probly still hot
[17:02] lollipopgurl: Why, what do you think I look like?
[17:03] guest6766388: hot and sexy like i like about guy ya
[17:05] lollipopgurl: Then I have terrible news for you.
[17:05] guest6766388: why
[17:05] guest6766388: you have a gf
[17:05] guest6766388: right
[17:05] lollipopgurl: No.
[17:05] lollipopgurl: As my screenname would tend to suggest to most people, I am female.
[17:05] guest6766388: what
[17:06] guest6766388: sorry bye
[17:06] guest6766388: gtg
[17:06] lollipopgurl: Wait
[17:06] lollipopgurl: Keep an open mind!
[17:06] guest6766388: ok
[17:06] lollipopgurl: I used to be a guy. Does that help?
[17:06] guest6766388: bye gtg

Pictures of my body

[17:16] guest4315118: any pics
[17:17] cutiegirl90: Lots.
[17:17] guest4315118: can i see
[17:17] cutiegirl90: Sure, what would you like to see?
[17:17] cutiegirl90: I have some nice ones of cats.
[17:17] guest4315118: your body
[17:19] cutiegirl90: Close ups?
[17:19] cutiegirl90: Got some of my elbows.
[17:19] cutiegirl90: I have great elbows.
[17:19] cutiegirl90: I don't mean to brag, but I'm just being honest.
[17:21] guest4315118: well... thinkin other parts
[17:21] cutiegirl90: Ah, of course. Say no more. ;)
[17:22] cutiegirl90: You're into kneecaps. Right?
[17:22] guest4315118: huh
[17:23] cutiegirl90: I've got the hottest kneecaps north of the Mississippi.
[17:25] cutiegirl90: Hello?

Stringbean

[brandon82] hi hon describe urself to me
[angeleyes] Why don't you go first? How tall are you?
[brandon82] ok
[brandon82] i am 5 9 160 lbs very muscular weighlifter
[angeleyes] Ah, you're just a puny little thing.
[brandon82] its your turn
[angeleyes] I'm 6' 1", about 195 lbs, weightlifter also. Super ripped.
[angeleyes] How much can you bench, stringbean?
[brandon82] what
[angeleyes] I bet I could take you in a fight.
[angeleyes] You want to meet someplace, or what?
[brandon82] the hell?
[angeleyes] Don't get upset.
[angeleyes] We could have a great life together.
[angeleyes] I could open all your pickle jars, make you all the protein shakes you want. And when you get tired, I could carry you around like a child.
[brandon82] bye
[angeleyes] Aw, come on. I'm just kidding.
[angeleyes] Don't go.
[angeleyes] I'll leave some jars for you to open. I know it's important for your masculinity.
[brandon82 has signed out]