Egoest girl

[02:08] shailm24uk: can i have ur Yahoo iD pls
[02:08] FOXY: No.
[02:08] shailm24uk: hw can i add u in my buddy
[02:09] FOXY: You can't.
[02:09] shailm24uk: wat i cant
[02:09] shailm24uk: this is not far
[02:09] FOXY: No, it's very close.
[02:10] shailm24uk: but i will not do miss use
[02:10] shailm24uk: i wanna just remembered u
[02:11] FOXY: Oh! That's so sweet <3
[02:11] shailm24uk: wat sweet
[02:11] FOXY: You just want to remember our time together.
[02:12] shailm24uk: why not for long time
[02:12] FOXY: You're right
[02:12] FOXY: We shouldn't be afraid of long term commitment.
[02:12] FOXY: What do you say we tie the knot?
[02:13] shailm24uk: i hv many friend from other country
[02:13] shailm24uk: they never told me that
[02:13] shailm24uk: u r very egoest girl
[02:13] FOXY: I admit it…
[02:14] FOXY: but isn't that what you love about me?
[02:14] FOXY: It's the little spark between us.
[02:14] shailm24uk: no i never do love any girl
[02:15] shailm24uk: all girls are my friends not girlfriend
[02:15] shailm24uk: ok
[02:15] FOXY: I know, you can never love any other girl.
[02:15] shailm24uk: hw u know
[02:15] FOXY: There's an unspoken bond between us.
[02:16] FOXY: Deeper than words. Sometimes... words would just cheapen it.
[02:16] shailm24uk: becoz i don get any true girl for that
[02:18] shailm24uk: hey i m not that type of boy
[02:18] shailm24uk: ok
[02:18] shailm24uk: i wanna just ur friendship
[02:18] shailm24uk: yeah, whatever
[02:19] shailm24uk: who are they?
[02:19] FOXY: Who, honey?
[02:19] shailm24uk: wat r u say i cant understand
[02:20] shailm24uk: r u asking abot honey
[02:20] shailm24uk: the name
[02:20] shailm24uk: or asking about other
[02:20] FOXY: Who are who?
[02:21] FOXY: I can't understand you, sweetie.
[02:21] FOXY: Did you have a bad dream?
[02:21] shailm24uk: honey is my friend
[02:21] shailm24uk: r u honey's friend
[02:22] shailm24uk: dont say that any more
[02:22] shailm24uk: no more u calling me by honey ok
[02:22] shailm24uk: hello
[02:23] FOXY: Did I say something to upset you?
[02:23] shailm24uk: no
[02:23] FOXY: Then why this change of heart?
[02:23] shailm24uk: i ask u for friendship
[02:23] shailm24uk: wats ur reply
[02:23] FOXY: We're past friendship, Shail.
[02:24] FOXY: Giving you up is going to be the hardest thing I’ll ever do.
[02:24] shailm24uk: yes
[02:24] shailm24uk: u invite me on ur cam
[02:24] shailm24uk: can we be friend now
[02:25] shailm24uk: hello
[02:27] shailm24uk: hello u der
[02:30] shailm24uk: this is ur honey
[02:30] shailm24uk: wanting to cam pls
[02:31] shailm24uk: honey
[02:31] shailm24uk: u r egoest girl honey

terrible news

[16:57] guest6766388: hey
[16:57] guest6766388: whats up
[16:58] lollipopgurl: Hi
[16:58] guest6766388: im 14 and im a girl
[16:58] guest6766388: big boobs to
[16:58] guest6766388: they are 36b
[16:59] lollipopgurl: I'm so happy for you.
[17:00] guest6766388: why
[17:00] guest6766388: you likey
[17:01] guest6766388: i like you
[17:02] lollipopgurl: But you don't know anything about me.
[17:02] guest6766388: still you are probly still hot
[17:02] lollipopgurl: Why, what do you think I look like?
[17:03] guest6766388: hot and sexy like i like about guy ya
[17:05] lollipopgurl: Then I have terrible news for you.
[17:05] guest6766388: why
[17:05] guest6766388: you have a gf
[17:05] guest6766388: right
[17:05] lollipopgurl: No.
[17:05] lollipopgurl: As my screenname would tend to suggest to most people, I am female.
[17:05] guest6766388: what
[17:06] guest6766388: sorry bye
[17:06] guest6766388: gtg
[17:06] lollipopgurl: Wait
[17:06] lollipopgurl: Keep an open mind!
[17:06] guest6766388: ok
[17:06] lollipopgurl: I used to be a guy. Does that help?
[17:06] guest6766388: bye gtg

Pictures of my body

[17:16] guest4315118: any pics
[17:17] cutiegirl90: Lots.
[17:17] guest4315118: can i see
[17:17] cutiegirl90: Sure, what would you like to see?
[17:17] cutiegirl90: I have some nice ones of cats.
[17:17] guest4315118: your body
[17:19] cutiegirl90: Close ups?
[17:19] cutiegirl90: Got some of my elbows.
[17:19] cutiegirl90: I have great elbows.
[17:19] cutiegirl90: I don't mean to brag, but I'm just being honest.
[17:21] guest4315118: well... thinkin other parts
[17:21] cutiegirl90: Ah, of course. Say no more. ;)
[17:22] cutiegirl90: You're into kneecaps. Right?
[17:22] guest4315118: huh
[17:23] cutiegirl90: I've got the hottest kneecaps north of the Mississippi.
[17:25] cutiegirl90: Hello?

Stringbean

[brandon82] hi hon describe urself to me
[angeleyes] Why don't you go first? How tall are you?
[brandon82] ok
[brandon82] i am 5 9 160 lbs very muscular weighlifter
[angeleyes] Ah, you're just a puny little thing.
[brandon82] its your turn
[angeleyes] I'm 6' 1", about 195 lbs, weightlifter also. Super ripped.
[angeleyes] How much can you bench, stringbean?
[brandon82] what
[angeleyes] I bet I could take you in a fight.
[angeleyes] You want to meet someplace, or what?
[brandon82] the hell?
[angeleyes] Don't get upset.
[angeleyes] We could have a great life together.
[angeleyes] I could open all your pickle jars, make you all the protein shakes you want. And when you get tired, I could carry you around like a child.
[brandon82] bye
[angeleyes] Aw, come on. I'm just kidding.
[angeleyes] Don't go.
[angeleyes] I'll leave some jars for you to open. I know it's important for your masculinity.
[brandon82 has signed out]

I MISS MOM

[sincerem32]would love to have some fun together
[julie]Like Six Flags.
[sincerem32]the amusement park you mean ?
[julie]Yes.
[julie]ITS SO FUN
[sincerem32]its alot of fun
[sincerem32]lol
[julie]Tell me more about yourself.
[sincerem32]I like hiking,...the outdoors
[julie]Cool.
[sincerem32]I used to sport alot...due to work its alot less
[julie]I LIKE TRAINS
[sincerem32]lol..ok....
[sincerem32]I like to travel with trains
[julie]Me too.
[sincerem32]you meet alot of people in there
[julie]I know, it's great.
[julie]So do you have any pets?
[sincerem32]seems we have alot in common....lol...scary
[sincerem32]nope
[sincerem32]the travelling makes that impossible
[julie]That's a shame.
[sincerem32]lol..its ok
[julie]I REALLY LIKE CATS
[julie]I HAD 3 BUT 2 DIED
[julie]So, what do you do for a living?
[sincerem32]I;m a project engineer
[julie]You enjoy outdoor things?
[sincerem32]yes....walk along the beach
[julie]I LIKE THE BEACH
[julie]I MADE A SANDCASTLE IT WAS PRETTY
[sincerem32]lol...cool...I love to do that with my nephews
[julie]I HOPE YOUR NEPHEWS ARENT THE BOYS WHO KNOCKED MY SANDCASTLE DOWN
[julie]THEY MADE ME SO MAD
[julie]How old are your nephews?
[sincerem32]lol..no they were not...
[sincerem32]they are 8 and 6
[julie]Oh, that's nice that they're so close in age.
[julie]I bet they're great friends.
[sincerem32]indeed
[julie]So what else do you like to do for fun?
[sincerem32]I like active things
[julie]I LIKE TO GO TO THE PARK BUT THE BAD MEN ARE THERE
[sincerem32]wakeboarding
[julie]Wakeboarding sounds fun.
[sincerem32]bad men....??...explain
[julie]How do you do it?
[sincerem32]do what ?
[julie]Wakeboard.
[sincerem32]just get in the water and try it....once you figured it out its alot of fun
[sincerem32]so what is it you like to do that is real ...and I mean real fun to you?
[julie]I LIKE THE SWINGS
[julie]BUT THATS AN ANGRY PLACE NOW
[sincerem32]why;s that ?
[julie]Why is what?
[sincerem32]an angry place
[sincerem32]??
[julie]I CRY AT NIGHT
[sincerem32]for what reason ?
[sincerem32]about what ?
[sincerem32]hello?
[sincerem32]still here ?
[julie]I MISS MOM SHE HAD YELLOW HAIR
[julie]What?
[sincerem32]what
[sincerem32]why you keep doing that
[julie]Doing what?
[sincerem32]typin like somebody else
[julie]Oh...
[julie]You noticed.
[sincerem32]??
[julie]I'm sorry. I have these sort of childhood flashbacks.
[julie]I can't really control them.
[sincerem32]really?
[julie]Yes.
[sincerem32]why did something happen to your mom?
[julie]Well... that's kind of a painful topic for me.
[julie]DADDY GIVE HER A REAL BIG HUG N THEN SHE DIDNT MOVE NO MORE
[julie]I don't really like to talk about it.
[sincerem32]um ok
[sincerem32]are you sure you're not kidding?
[julie]Yes.
[julie]I find it's best if we both just ignore it.
[julie]Of course, if you'd rather stop talking to me, I'd understand. It's difficult for some people.
[sincerem32]no ill talk to you
[julie]Great. I appreciate that, because most people just pass me by.
[sincerem32]its ok
[sincerem32]what do you want to talk about?
[julie]Anything you want.
[julie]DADDY SAID I COULD HAVE CHOCOLATE CAKE
[sincerem32]ok would you mind if i ask you some personal questions
[julie]Sure, go right ahead.
[julie]MOM USED TO MAKE ME CAKES
[julie]I MISS MOM
[sincerem32]well for starters how bout your breast size
[julie]THE MEN IN SUITS ASK WHERE SHE WENT DADDY TELL ME TO SAY I AINT SEEN HER BUT I DID
[julie]C cup. Do you like that?
[sincerem32]yes that's perfect
[julie]What else would you like to know?
[sincerem32]well... it would really be best if I had a picture of you
[julie]Hmm... let me see if I can find one.
[sincerem32]ok
[julie]DADDY TAKE HER IN THE BACK YARD SAID DONT WORRY SHE KNOWS HOW TO BREATHE UNDERNEATH MY FLOWERS
[sincerem32]what
[julie]What?
[sincerem32]did you just say your dad buried your mom in your back yard?
[julie]Did I? I don't want to talk about it.
[julie]Please try not to pay attention to that stuff.
[sincerem32]ok but were you serious about that?
[julie]It's complicated. If you don't mind, I'd really rather not talk about it.
[sincerem32]ok but I think you need help
[sincerem32]no offense but seriously
[julie]Don't worry about it.
[julie]Wouldn't you like to see my picture?
[sincerem32 has logged out.]

Kittens and puppies

[00:02] QTgrl: i love kittens
[00:03] drummachine: aww
[00:04] drummachine: girls always like kittens
[00:04] QTgrl: ya... lol
[00:05] drummachine: hmm.. i have to get some kittens
[00:06] QTgrl: definitely
[00:10] QTgrl: have u ever stabbed anybody
[00:11] drummachine: no?
[00:11] drummachine: why?
[00:11] QTgrl: no reason lol
[00:12] QTgrl: do u like kittens or puppies better?
[00:12] QTgrl: ya i know lol
[00:12] drummachine: kittens. but i like dogs better than cats
[00:13] QTgrl: ya i love dogs
[00:15] QTgrl: u probably like big dogs tho rite
[00:15] QTgrl: not the little ones
[00:15] drummachine: exactly
[00:16] QTgrl: yep
[00:16] QTgrl: hey do u know if 409 cleans up blood
[00:17] drummachine: if the blood isnt set in
[00:18] drummachine: the trick is to get as little blood on shit as possible
[00:18] QTgrl: lol ya
[00:18] QTgrl: so do u like german sheperds
[00:18] drummachine: yeah. there alright
[00:19] drummachine: i like rotties
[00:19] QTgrl: what do u have?
[00:19] QTgrl: oh ya they are cuties
[00:19] drummachine: black lab
[00:19] drummachine: and a cat
[00:20] QTgrl: cool
[00:20] QTgrl: boy or girl cat
[00:20] drummachine: boy
[00:20] QTgrl: black cat too?
[00:20] drummachine: yep
[00:20] drummachine: very very furry
[00:22] QTgrl: aw whats his name
[00:23] drummachine: baco
[00:23] QTgrl: cute
[00:25] QTgrl: does bleach make it so they cant find blood stains
[00:25] drummachine: nope
[00:25] QTgrl: !!
[00:25] QTgrl: what does then
[00:26] drummachine: paint thinner
[00:26] drummachine: proabbaly
[00:26] QTgrl: o ok
[00:26] QTgrl: but like if they REALLY look 4 it? like w/ a magnifying glass and chemicles
[00:25] drummachine: why are u covering up a mess?
[00:26] QTgrl: so whats your dogs name
[00:26] drummachine: did you kill someone?
[00:26] drummachine: its ok.. you can tell me
[00:26] QTgrl: is the dog a boy too?
[00:27] drummachine: yeah
[00:27] QTgrl: nice
[00:28] drummachine: you have a dog?
[00:28] QTgrl: ya a poodle
[00:28] drummachine: cute.
[00:28] QTgrl: yep shes almost 1 yr
[00:29] QTgrl: hey do u know a really good like odor getter-ridder
[00:31] QTgrl: or wait
[00:31] QTgrl: can dogs smell stuff underground?
[00:31] drummachine: yeah
[00:31] QTgrl: like way way underground
[00:31] drummachine: i guess it depends
[00:31] QTgrl: like 6 feet
[00:32] drummachine: um..
[00:33] QTgrl: hey look i need to go buy a tarp real quick
[00:33] QTgrl: where do u buy it??
[00:36] drummachine: home depot?
[00:37] QTgrl: oh ok
[00:38] QTgrl: does it keep smells out too
[00:39] drummachine: why?
[00:39] drummachine: seriously what did you do
[00:40] QTgrl: nothin
[00:40] QTgrl: Im gonna be back soon, i want 2 hear more about ur dogs kk
[00:40] QTgrl: brb
[00:41] drummachine has signed off.