It'll be more of a surprise this way

This guy was asking for my number and would not give up, so I Jill Munroed him. Some other creeper had just told me his number, so I gave it to this guy. He called it, and the other guy answered, and after that I gave him a third guy's number, and he called it too.

[00:45] guest1431: ok
[00:45] guest1431: I called you
[00:46] guest1431: and a guy picked up
[00:46] here4fun: it didn't ring
[00:46] guest1431: well some guy picked up
[00:46] here4fun: let me call you
[00:47] here4fun: what's your number again
[00:47] guest1431: are you a guy?
[00:47] here4fun: no
[00:47] guest1431: this is really sketchy
[00:47] guest1431: I called both numbers you gave
me and they were both guys
[00:48] guest1431: the chances of both of those
numbers not working are slim
[00:48] here4fun: well is it my fault you can't dial a
phone?
[00:48] here4fun: just give me your number I'll call
you
[00:48] guest1431: I dialed exactly the righ tnumber
[00:48] here4fun: dude
[00:48] here4fun: can you just tell me yours
[00:49] guest1431: what girl says "dude"
[00:49] here4fun: I do
[00:49] here4fun: so are we not doing this?
[00:49] guest1431: I don't know if you're really who
you say you are
[00:50] here4fun: you don't know who I am anyway
[00:50] here4fun: it's the internet
[00:50] guest1431: you could be a guy
[00:50] here4fun: I swear on my eventual grave that I
am a girl
[00:51] guest1431: do you have a camera?
[00:51] here4fun: no
[00:51] guest1431: of course
[00:51] here4fun: 86365295076
[00:51] here4fun: is that really your number?
[00:51] guest1431: it's as much my number as it is
yours
[00:52] here4fun: that's 11 digits
[00:52] guest1431: how old are you?
[00:52] here4fun: it should be 10
[00:52] here4fun: 18
[00:52] here4fun: you could at least make up the
right number of digits
[00:53] guest1431: I dialed both your
number correctly twice, and they were both guys
[00:54] here4fun: if you won't give me a real number
I can just find a different guy
[00:55] here4fun: why won't you give me a real
phone number?
[00:55] guest1431: because you lied to me with 2
numbers
[00:55] here4fun: I did not
[00:55] here4fun: you're just too stupid to work a
phone I guess
[00:56] guest1431: you can't be serious. I think I'm
pretty capable of dialing 10 digits correctly
[00:56] here4fun: I'd have thought so too, but, here
we are
[00:57] guest1431: we wouldn't be here if you gave
me your real number
[00:57] guest1431: f this good night man