Knees

m_playinwithit: heyy baby whats ur asl please?

m_playinwithit: I kno u there baby, I am a nice guy if u get 2 kno me ;)

hot_chica: 18/f whats your k stats

m_playinwithit: wut

hot_chica: knee stats/ tell me bout ur knees plz

m_playinwithit: there round n hard

m_playinwithit: u got any pics

hot_chica: more knee info first

m_playinwithit: they have lines

hot_chica: ur knees have lines?

m_playinwithit: ya

m_playinwithit: u kno like creases

m_playinwithit: where ur skin moves

hot_chica: thats hot

m_playinwithit: ok

m_playinwithit: wut u wearin baby?

hot_chica: knee socks

m_playinwithit: wut else?

hot_chica: nuthin

m_playinwithit: i like that

m_playinwithit: im not waering anything

hot_chica: really then touch ur kneecaps for me

hot_chica: what u feel

m_playinwithit: bone?

hot_chica: what about tha back of your knees

m_playinwithit: tendons n things

m_playinwithit: but tell me about u baby wut u look like

m_playinwithit: got cam or pix??

m_playinwithit: u there

hot_chica: tell me more bout behind ur knees

m_playinwithit: y

m_playinwithit: hello?

m_playinwithit: theres trendr flesh

m_playinwithit: cartlige

hot_chica: would you say that your knees are of exactly the same circumference

m_playinwithit: ok

m_playinwithit: so do u have any pix

hot_chica: will you do something for me please sugarbaby

m_playinwithit: ya wut

hot_chica: i want u to wrap up one knee so it is never again exposed to light for the next 1 year. but leave the other 1 normal

hot_chica: then come back and tell me how they feel

hot_chica: if u think their chemical composition changed at all

hot_chica: what is the texture & color is like

hot_chica: hello?

hot_chica: and yes i do have hottt pixxx

m_playinwithit: send?

hot_chica: of my knees

[ m_playinwithit has signed off ]

Cobraffe, P.I.

miko22: roleplaying is cool

miko22: i like furries.

fonxy: Is that the thing where you dress up like animals?

miko22: *laughs* Online, you don't have to dress up, so much as just... be a humanoid animal

fonxy: So you can be part human and part any animal you want?

miko22: Basically. there some kind you'd like to be?

fonxy: Hmm, never really thought about it.

fonxy: What do you do if the other person's animal is a natural predator of your animal?

miko22: um well, usually they're intelligent enough not to eat each other

miko22: I’m usually a fox, when I do that. Honestly I prefer to stay human and have the other person be a furry

fonxy: Yeah, that would be kind of weird to have TWO furries.

fonxy: Can you be a human plus more than one kind of animal?

miko22: yeah, there are like.. hybrids like that.

fonxy: Ok, I got it. I like giraffes, they’re kinda weird and pretty. Part giraffe, part human. And cobra! Cobras are awesome. So part human, part giraffe, part cobra.

fonxy: And the cobra is white with blue stripes, of course. Some people will just understand why. You probably won’t. We’re just strangers seeking companionship on the internet, Miko. I don’t expect you to “get” me.

miko22: um ok

miko22: blending in reptiles is always weird.. don't think i've seen it, but could be possible.

fonxy: Do I get super powers?

miko22: no

fonxy: Yeah, it would be kind of unrealistic for a part human part giraffe part cobra to have super powers

fonxy: But WE ARE BREAKING ALL THE RULES TODAY, MIKO! I am going to need to fly. Fighting crime from the sky.

fonxy: Oh oh and lasers.

fonxy: Need to be able to shoot perps with lasers. Through the fangs. Or those… knobby things that the giraffes have on their heads. I don’t know what those things are for, but they’re just perfect for lasers.

fonxy: Pew Pew!

fonxy: You can be my sidekick, I guess.

miko22: it’s not really a superhero kind of thing

fonxy: No, no, we're just humble private investigators. I don't really think of myself as a "hero".

fonxy: Actually you'll probably need a cape or something to make up for the fact that your dumb fox thing doesn’t have any super powers.

fonxy: So ok, let’s start.

fonxy: I’m so excited.

fonxy: What do we do first? Sign up somewhere?

fonxy: Is it like a club?

fonxy: You there?

fonxy: Oh are you waiting for me to call to you in your fox language?

fonxy: Wait, what kind of sound does a fox make anyway?

fonxy: Kind of an effeminate growl?

fonxy: I don’t know how to type that.

fonxy: Seriously, are you there?